A limerick...

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A fellow named Nathan was clever
as a trained monkey pulling a lever
he spent most of his time
making poems with five lines
while his connection with reality severed
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  • Re: A limerick...

    Sat, October 15, 2005 - 12:30 PM
    When your head's stuck up your wazoo
    Escaping in limericks won't do
    You've gotta pull out
    And wipe off your snout
    Or everything smells like doo-doo
  • Re: A limerick...

    Sun, October 16, 2005 - 2:23 AM
    A bit of perspective is needed
    Good advice always goes unheeded
    But listen you must
    I swear you can trust
    A failure who somehow succeeded
  • Re: A limerick...

    Sun, October 16, 2005 - 2:27 AM
    If an idiot like me can do well
    Then only time will tell
    If you have a hope
    Or will just barely cope
    Personally, I think you'll do swell
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      Re: A limerick...

      Sun, October 16, 2005 - 12:04 PM
      Though I appreciate strong affirmations
      to my developing mental disabilitation,
      In rhyme my thoughts are spun
      I am living a pun
      with no hope for my soul's sweet salvation
      • Re: A limerick...

        Sun, October 16, 2005 - 12:30 PM
        If salvation is no longer an issue
        And heaven ain't going to miss you
        Take the matter in hand
        And stimulate the gland
        And be sure to wipe off with a tissue
        • Re: A limerick...

          Fri, March 31, 2006 - 7:09 PM
          Your goo smeared like paste on the tissue
          with this I must take issue
          such mockery of saving grace
          to stroke is out of place
          but if you can't help it, then bless you

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