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The apple of my eye
was born on the Fourth of July
I asked if we could marry
on a ship she said, "How 'bout a ferry?"
Now if only we can see eye to eye
was born on the Fourth of July
I asked if we could marry
on a ship she said, "How 'bout a ferry?"
Now if only we can see eye to eye
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Re: apple of my eye
Mon, August 8, 2005 - 2:15 PMTo your apple and you I wish patience
It's the foundation of strong relations
be it sea or just channel
it surely must be bacchanal
and not just an excuse for vacation
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Re: apple of my eye
Sun, October 16, 2005 - 2:32 AMThe apple fell close to the tree
On a ship that set out to sea
She said "let's get married"
The motion was carried
Now her face is as green as a pea
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Re: apple of my eye
Sun, October 16, 2005 - 2:37 AMA happily married dyke couple
Making love, were remarkably supple
As I peeked through the porthole
My formerly short pole
Was now about triple, or quintuple
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Re: apple of my eye
Sun, October 16, 2005 - 2:45 AMA misogynist peeping tom
Was chased round the ship until dawn
When finally they caught him
They beat and they fought him
And made sure that he'd never spawn -
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Re: apple of my eye
Sun, October 16, 2005 - 11:55 AMThough I may sound like a parade rainer
I mean to be a patient explainer
That poems quite bawdy
and themes that are tawdry
belong in a different container
While cleverness can be a good vibe
there's already a dirty limerick tribe
I'd hoped for this forum
a different decorum
thanks for listening, I'm done with my diatribe -
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Re: apple of my eye
Sun, October 16, 2005 - 12:38 PMYour ministrations are not unheeded
About the doings that I've deeded
I misunderstood
I'll try to be good
I'll stop before I get beated
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